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Who is sitting in their bath in a cocktail dress?! Please! I'm a tutor working for a big company providing after-school booster 📈 sessions. In many respects, our sessions are completely gender neutral. Our role is to encourage all children, regardless of gender, to do 📈 their best and pursue their goals. At the end of their sessions, kids are allowed some downtime to play games or browse 📈 the internet. By far the most popular activity, despite my infinite but seemingly isolated enthusiasm for Pictionary, is the online entertainment 📈 platform, Friv. Now, Friv is an apparently innocuous and slightly naff collection of games like Supercow (collect super milk and superfluous coins!). Yet 📈 one day, as I was sitting with a girl, she opened up a "girls'" game. To be fair, Friv doesn't gender segregate 📈 its games, at least on its homepage, which is a start. But the unmistakable shades of pink and lavender and the 📈 ubiquitous presence of doe-eyed kittens left the kids in no doubt as to which games they were supposed to be playing. They ranged 📈 from the relatively harmless interior decorating and the frankly bizarre "kitten-in-a-hot-air-balloon-delivering-groceries" vibe, to the predictably irritating "feed-the-baby-and-cook-the-dinner" variety. Unsurprisingly the choice of makeover games was 📈 alarmingly vast; "Bratz makeover" - makeover abnormally large-headed women to resemble Lindsey Lohan circa 2001; "Scary Lily makeover" - you're presented with 📈 a bald woman in pants and have to dress her in Mean Girls-style halloween costumes to music from the Crystal Maze; "Rapunzel 📈 Makeover" - Help! Rapunzel is hideously ugly! Help slay her whiteheads!; "Pinup facial beauty" - as creepy as it sounds given it's 📈 aimed at kids: a sexy woman in a little pink frilly number stands seductively while you ply her face with every product 📈 in the known universe. And you really feel they're scraping the barrel by the time it comes to "TV Anchor Makeover". Screengrab 📈 from "Pinup Facial Beauty" So far so blah. However, there were a few games that really got my hackles up. Take, for 📈 instance, "Back to School Makeover". Now, as an educational establishment, we tend to stress full stops and capital letters over eyeshadow and 📈 hoop earrings as tools for back-to-school preparation. But not in our downtime area. In the land of Friv, the crucial back-to-school steps 📈 are illustrated by showing how utterly horrifying and gruesome it is to have acne, and how easy it is to 📈 get rid of it if only you support the multi-billion pound beauty product industry. Interestingly, bacne is not addressed. Now, as 📈 a long term sufferer of acne I wanted to warn the kids playing that this was a wholly ignorant portrayal 📈 of the process of de-spotting oneself. First off, in the land of Friv, you have to use something that resembles 📈 a cross between a magic wand and an instrument of torture to remove the girl's icky puss-filled whiteheads. Then, after 📈 applying a scrub - with a brush?! - her spots have miraculously disappeared. (Who uses a brush to apply facial 📈 scrub, am I missing something? Maybe this is why I had acne...). I don't tell the kids playing the game 📈 that this is a load of old bull, however, as I'm too busy self-consciously patting my face and worrying about 📈 how I haven't plucked my eyebrows since before Christmas. If that's what these games do to a relatively confident adult, 📈 it can't be doing much for the self-esteem of the teenagers milling around the room. Anyway, once you've wasted what seems 📈 to be several hours of this cartoon-girl's life slapping chemicals on her face the game ZOOMs in, in order to 📈 convey the full horror of unkempt facial hair which you must pluck in order to make her socially acceptable enough 📈 for the classroom. Next up comes the "Freshner". For several horrifying moments I thought we were about to enter the territory 📈 of 'vaginal freshening' products but thankfully no, this was just another chemical to pile onto the poor girl's face, albeit 📈 this time with a disembodied hand... Still, at least this cartoon-teen got to use semi-recognisable products. Poor spotty Rapunzel's white heads 📈 get removed with what seems to be a syringe and a ribbon... Meanwhile, it's time to makeover your impossibly doe-eyed cream-slathered 📈 beauty in time for double maths. Apparently it's now necessary to change her eye hair colour give her a silly 📈 Shakespearian hat, all in the name of academic preparation. And voila! At this rate, you'll only have to get up at 📈 4am to make all the necessary preparations for school! OK, I admit it, when I was a kid I'd probably have 📈 gone in for the makeover stuff too. Although admittedly for me it involved crimping my friends' hair and customising my 📈 B*Witched inspired dungarees. Plus, it was usually in the spirit of fun, as embellishments, rather than attempts to remove imperfections. 📈 And frankly, having suffered with stubborn acne for years, I find the implication that I should have just washed my 📈 face and poked myself with a metal stick a bit insulting. Maybe you think I'm taking this too seriously, they 📈 are just games after all. It's true, some of the games aimed at girls are just completely bizarre. "Cupid Forever" manages 📈 to blend Heston Blumenthal-style cooking with babies, romance, and fatal injury. Concoct a potion from perfume, cake, chilli, and burgers, 📈 and a flying woman will shoot a man in a park with an arrow, only for him either a) to 📈 turn into a baby and get carried away by a passing old woman, b) fart the woman next to him 📈 into oblivion, or c) get shat on by a pigeon. Not joking. Perhaps it is all fun and games after all. 📈 But here's the thing - makeover games are clearly not just there for fun. There are obvious instructional and shaming 📈 overtones to these games which in my opinion make them quite insidious, and reflect some of the horrible expectations our 📈 society has of its young women. But, if you need further convincing of the impossible standards these games are setting, here's 📈 a couple of screengrabs from some other makeover games: Skinny enough for you? Incidentally, that last picture comes from a game 📈 called "Silky Smooth Legs" which is basically a step-by-step guide on how to shave your horrible shameful hairy legs whilst 📈 in the bath. Curiously, girls are never warned of the thrush risk involved with using multiple scented products near the 📈 vaginal canal. Odd, that. But we're not done yet. The award for WORST GAME TO GIVE A YOUNG GIRL EVER goes 📈 to "Dream Date Dress-up"! It goes like this: A girl, let's call her Chloe, is clearly infatuated with some Bieber-haired twit. Ergo, she 📈 has to impress on their date. Does Chloe instantly rush to the newsround website in order to brush up on current 📈 affairs and dazzle Bieber-tron with her wit? Does she have a frank and honest discussion with her parents about safe 📈 sex? Of course not, silly! Obviously she enters Bieber-tron's wank bank with her Kodak pervert lens and snaps a photo 📈 of his ideal woman in a swimming costume! Like, duh. Armed with this knowledge, the player then has to 'win' the 📈 game by totally altering Chloe's appearance in order to live up to Bieber-tron's sleazy little fantasy. Because it's totally healthy 📈 to teach girls that in order to make the guys they fancy like them back, they just have to cut 📈 and dye their hair and don an itsy-bitsy teeny-weeny yellow polka-dot bikini, in order to make themselves into someone else's 📈 fantasy. Not unhealthy in the least. I had to play this godawful game for screengrabs with which to feed your dismay. 📈 I decided to dress Chloe in an Abba-chic-meets-Peggy-Patch look. Bieber-tron was not impressed, despite the fact that he'd not even 📈 bothered to put a shirt on. Bit rich. Poor Chloe was in tears because she hadn't reached the "target accuracy 📈 to go on the next date." I assume her misery was only increased by the fact that the makers of 📈 "Dream Date Makeover" had incorporated a print-out function, thus immortalising her shame forever. Joking aside, what do we expect when we sanction games 📈 that promote impossible standards of beauty and coach girls to improve their looks, especially in an environment where we're supposed to 📈 be nurturing girls' brains rather than their bodies? The kids I work with are aged four to fourteen, and are 📈 a particularly high risk category for eating disorders and body dysmorphia. Yet we're implicitly telling them that maintaining an impossibly 📈 thin and unblemished figure is a fun, cool, and above all legitimate way to be spending their time. I work with young 📈 girls, and the ways in which they pick up the negative messages we send them about their future place in the 📈 world are highly upsetting. To quote one ten year old, a woman's role in a relationship is to be "three things: hot, 📈 hot, and hot." She's by no means the exception, there was noisy agreement from the majority of the class, male and female 📈 alike. To be fair, there are some almost positive portrayals of women on Friv, but you have to look quite hard. Despite the 📈 fact that Baby Clinic is aimed at girls because, you know, their role in life is to care for infants, at 📈 least there's a woman doctor and they're doing something other than plucking eyebrows. In fact, they're making spooky-looking babies cry by administering 📈 polio vaccines. Then there's Epic Battle Fantasy. Praise the Lord! A game with a female action hero that battles mythical creatures (albeit whilst 📈 sporting knockers of gigantic proportion). But all in all, the choice for girls is pretty depressing. And what's more depressing, is the 📈 fact that this gaming site is sanctioned by countless education centres across the UK. LK {nl}nffline content inthe form with a campaign and bot modes. Can You PlayCall do dutie: ÓFF Line? - Game Cratter 👄 itgamecratera : can-you/play commodern (warfare-3)offlina AlofDu rapidamente; Mobile Is divided Into two major Sectiones! 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